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Flu-sy 2001
23:12:11, 2001-01-11
As is the custom of our times, I am considering organizing a protest against the flu. I have drawn up a few picket signs with magic marker and posterboard with such pithy slogans as: Down with Flu! The Flu is a Flop! I hate the Flu! Flu-B-Gone! (used all the glitter glue on that one sign, sadly) God Hates Flu! Flu Go Home! F-L-U out of my Cardio-Pulmonary, Gastrointestinal, and Other Vital Systems! In short, I plan to make it known to the flu in no uncertain terms that I don't support its agenda of destruction, depression, and alteration of food tastes that is making my life currently unlivable. Hey, i just looked at the clock and realized this is the one week anniversary of me realizing i had a fever. So cute. Hmmm also just realized I had the flu last year at new year's too. Even cuter. My mouth still has this constant gross taste in it, kinda like how pizza butt tasted exactly like ass last time around, and it's making me not want to touch any food cause it all tastes like assball; i guess i generally feel better, but i'm wicked fucking depressed. Have I complained enought yet? Perhaps not but i'll attempt to stop anyway. Have you ever wanted to move back to Delaware and become an administrative assistant at MBNA and live an unexamined life with some nice, cute guy who only has OK taste in music and just eat at only OK restaurants from time to time and see movies at the mall and watch a whole fucklot of Television with him on your IKEA sofa? I've been entertaining that fantasy a lot since I came down with this damn flu. I think i'm really really tired.
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