And before that...

You'd be ill-advised to purchase a two and a half pound bag of Snickers miniatures and place it at your desk if you would prefer not to have blemishes. I do the research, you reap the rewards.

The boy, if you were wondering, continues to be eggselent. This, if you know anything about me, is very VERY novel.

Oh HERE's a fun bitching moaning whining story about PacBell DSL....

Nah, i'll spare you except to say: they fucking cancelled my DSL without warning, while i was online. That I was online would be seemingly insignificant except for the fact that I was cancelled because they thought my account had never been activated, and some chron job was cleaning up some table somewhere, and now Poof! I work from the office. Which has turned out to be a good thing. I feel like more of a go-getter sitting around go-getters all day. Anyway yeah, you'd think that the fact that I had used my account login every day for 3 months and had placed two calls to tech support regarding temporary outages would signal to them that perhaps that "account pending" flag on my account should be revisited, but no.

Oh, and i neglected to mention, i wouldn't be bitching about this if it weren't for the fact that it looks like it is going to take me about a month and fifty phone calls to get the motherfucker back up. Which is delightful.

Seems such a shame to follow up such a fun entry with such a shite one, but it had been so long, i guess i had to cut the cake at some point.

or cut the cheeeeeese! hahahahah i farted.