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Coughing and Accidental Injury.
05:42 p.m., 2001-03-23

"The most commonly reported side effects for Allegra include: 180 mg tablets -- headache, upper respiratory infection, and back pain; 60 mg tablets -cold, flu, nausea, and menstrual pain; 30 mg tablets-headache, upper respiratory tract infection, coughing, and accidental injury."

 

... um, Accidental Injury?

So wait is that like, you're you know, making some spaghetti sauce, and like you're on Allegra, and the Allegra COMPELS you to like, dip your face into the boiling saucy liquid and burn yourself?

Cause that so totally happened to this kid I know's dad. For real.

I smell class action lawsuit.

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