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READER MAIL! Mary Chen viciously sabotages the career of a St. Louis karaoke DJ for fun and profit, using doctored photos and cruel intent!
8:07 p.m., 2001-05-12
This one is dedicated to all the people who said I was too nice to the idiot beach boys person (who was in fact an idiot and to whom specifically i was in fact too nice, though it doesn't change most of the facts my response). From: bigdcharles@aol.com
To: ispideredyourmail@marychen.com
Date: Fri, 11 May 2001 22:45:02 EDT
Subject: Mary-Oke neighbor Dear Mary, On behalf of Mary-Oke karaoke, she would like to thank you for what you wrote. Unfortunately, Mary has told me to tell you she was never in Crystal City. She would like more info on the place in which you have seen her. She is a little upset if you have inserted her head into a bogus photo. Please reply ASAP. -Mary-Oke ** From: ispideredyourmail@marychen.com
To: bigdcharles@aol.com
Subject: Re: Mary-Oke neighbor haha, What? Mary ** From: bigdcharles@aol.com I live next to Mary. She does karaoke in St. louis, Mo. We were both looking on the internet under Mary-Oke(on Yahoo) to see if anyone had written anything about her karaoke shows(she was recently on Show-Me St. Louis,Channel 5). When she saw the article you wrote and the pictures, she said that she was never there.In other words, she thinks the photos are not real. She would like to know where you really saw her at because she's been at the same bar for ffifteen years, and rarely does any other bars. Please let us know where the picture was taken... -Charlie ** From: ispideredyourmail@marychen.com Well, I realize now that she's a big famous star and all that, but until you mailed me, I had never heard of Maryoke. When i wrote that entry, I was making a funny joke about doing karaoke and the fact that my name is Mary. Kind of like when my friend Larry goes to karaoke, we call it Larryoke. The thought that anyone would sit around and doctor up photos in some ill-planned plot to waylay your Maryoke's career is pretty entertaining though. She's not in either of the photos on that page, so I'm not even sure where you're getting that idea. The photos are of me and my friend Kim. - Mary ** From: bigdcharles@aol.com You are incorrect madam. In fact in the second photo, she is the red headed woman behind the mirrored glass(you can only see her head). All we want to know was where she was at....she says she was never in Crystal City. Please tell us where she was because that is in fact her behind the mirrored glass. To think it is all a coincidence is kind of strange with her actually in the picture. Or if you know who that is behind the mirrored glass tell us. If you need me to point it out I will e-mail you a copy with her head circled. Thanks, Charlie ** From: ispideredyourmail@marychen.com DUDE. 1) The body in the mirrored glass, IT BEING MIRRORED AND ALL, is that of one of the people standing in front of it, that being me and Kim. The woman DJing the karaoke, whose head appears in open air above the mirrors and not behind glass of any sort, since the karaoke station at the bar, whose name I do not know, and whose name I'm to going to spend my time finding out for you since you're being a dick, has an open air DJ station for karaoke nights. 2) The woman DJing the karaoke that night, whose name I do not know, could or could not be your friend. The fact that the photograph was taken in Crystal City, VA, and your friend has never done karaoke in Crystal City, VA, would lead a sane person to conclude that that is not your friend in the photograph. Understand? Mary ** From: bigdcharles@aol.com I am just inquring I am not being a "dick", you are "truly cruel". All I wanted to know is if that was her. You don't have to be such a bitch about it. Do not worry or spend your time wondering any more, I won't ever write to you again. ** /me writes witty retort but does not send it because that would be officially petty. Though, somehow I don't find it petty to post these here and write my retort here, which is: Man, I guess, you know, Dynasty went on the air and then all the sudden everyone had to star in their own personal soap opera, and then X-Files went on the air, and now everyone's got to watch their back for The Conspirators. I don't know, i feel almost bad about being snotty but the dude pretty much accused me of... man I'm not even sure what but am I insane or was he being a dick? It's the "madam." You can't say "madam" unless you're a dick.
Guess what! Vincent Gallo is going to teach me to be a bad ass negotiator! Theoretically. Provided he was being serious.
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