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A story about porn.
5:49 p.m., 2001-05-30
One time when I was working at that newsstand in high school, this very angry man walked in dragging a kid (looked about 12) in by his ear with one hand and holding a very, very pornographic magazine in the other. And he said "I can't believe you sold this horrific filth to a child" and I went white and was like "oh my god, I'm sorry" and he yelled a while longer and then they left. And it all happened so fast that I didn't have time to realize: I didn't fucking sell a copy of Juggs to some sweaty, fat, freckled little 4-foot-tall shit, he fuckin stole it and then lied to his dad and said I sold it to him and his dad believed him because parents wish things were nicer than they are. But whatever. I'm kinda tired. I need something very very much but I have no idea what it is.
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