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did i ever tell you about the time i had to quit my job, pack, and move to los angeles in two weeks flat?
12:41 a.m., 2001-08-27
Did you know that if you put a scarf on your head while you clean, you clean better? It's true. I tried it. It's because it makes you look like a cleaning lady. Costumes are important. Too often, their importance is neglected. It's tragic, really.
[PS.
Would it or would it not be the hottest thing in the entire world if I got the words M A R Y C H E N tattooed on my fingers?
No wait the hottest thing EVER would be if YOU did.]
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