And before that...

It's so hard, when writing a letter to the parking violations bureau to contest a delinquent violation notice for an expired tags ticket you never got (for tags that have not expired), not to include a paragraph that reads, "What the fuck?" Or perhaps, "Give me my ten minutes and thirty-seven cents back (make it forty cents -- do you know how much ink jet cartridges cost these days?), you noxious, parasitic fucks. Please also return to me the portion of my soul that was vaporized upon entering the Sc*ent*l*gy-owned mailbox cafe to obtain a photocopy of your bullshit notice. Sincerely,"

But I did manage to print out a version that didn't say that.