And before that...

People keep reading my top secret diary! this is not working.

Anyway, wanna hear about a dream i had? Ok it went like this: I dreamt me and some friends from my old job went out to this country house in the middle of nowhere, i think it was kinda modeled after the wildlife sanctuary where T and J had their wedding, except it had a pond. And when we got there, there were these signs everywhere saying that there was a three day old kitten wandering the grounds and that we should watch our step so we didn't kill it or "step on its brains" and then we went inside to eat and apparently i was gonna die the next day of some sort of illness but i wasn't in pain or sick or anything, and it was no big deal that I was gonna die, it was just like a plot device to indicate that this was the last day of my life. And then we were eating and i went, "hey! there are fireworks outside!" and so we watched them. Then i got some fresh bootay but that's none yer bidness.

Thuh. End.