And before that...

I'm gonna be a big sister to a student at calvin coolidge high that shows some sort of technical prowess. I'm very, very excited. My training seminar is on Nov 9. I hope i get a cool kid. I hope it's a girl and I hope she's a bad ass. I'm gonna take her to all ages shows, and i'm gonna give her a subdomain on my site and teach her HTML if she doesn't already know it, and we're gonna get her a pita and a diaryland, and we can make a website all about the fun times we have together, me and my fake little sister. And i'm gonna help her with her college applications and take her to see Rated R movies (if that's, you know, legal and all that) and maybe i'll take her snowboarding if she's into that, and maybe she'll have small feet so i can give her my old boots and bindings even though i wouldn't wish them on anyone (note to all: K2 CLICKERS SSSSUUUUHHHUUUUCK. i only got them cause literally NO other boots fit my feet that were available. i have little feet. This year, i've got some boy at Fairman's in PA looking around for me and i'm gonna get the highback switch bindings and boots that fucking FIT, and i'm gonna go to mammoth and tahoe cause FUCK THE EAST COAST except for me and my fake little sister cause i don't know if i could afford to take her out to california and actually i don't even know if they let you spend that kind of money on your fake little sister so who knows. But i'll take her snowboarding at like sugarloaf cause it's not that expensive and if we have to do it in secret, so be it. Yeah, way to be secret about it, right? Dear World Wide Web: My name is Mary Chen and I like to BREAK RULES because i am a PUNK ROCKER!)

Speaking of, what the fuck am i gonna be for halloween? Besides drunk?