And before that...

I am getting sick and I go coff coff coff but no one cares. At home I have flannel sheets and a big fat featherbed that you're supposed to sleep on top of but if you're selfish like me you sleep underneath. UGH! I feel like shit. If I were in bed right now here's what i would do. I would bring in all of my Acme Novelty Libraries and first I would read all the small text in the ones I haven't read yet and then i would read the comics themselves and feel sorry for myself. Then I would eat a tunafish sandwich that my magic tunafishsandwichmakingmachine would make for me since i'm sick and don't feel like making a tuna sandwich. Then i'd watch MTV and call Total Request Live and say "PLAY RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE CAUSE CHE GUEVARA IS A HOTTIE!"