And before that...

Oh, this is so unbelievably boring but i HAVE to say it: how the hell can a stock go up fucking FIFTY NINE POINTS in a DAY? I'm watching Yahoo lately and I've realized they like Don't Split. They're up at 340 right now, up 59+ points today, and I just don't get it. Last time they split, which i think was the only time they did, they were in the high 300s, and they only did a 2 for 1. AOL's announced their last split at like 90, and it probably only inflated after that because of the split. It's all so artificial, it makes me nervous, like Yahoo knows what the fuck they're doing, and that this market is perilously overstuffed, and that I'm gonna come crashing down and the yahoos are gonna be safe and sound and comfy and at least kinda rich.

I just wanna buy a house in 4 years. That's all I ask.

I can't believe I'm writing about stock. Hope I die soon, before it spreads to my kidneys!