And before that...

1) Apparently we are now calling him "Cuban Boat Boy." Sounds like something off the cover of Weekly World News.

2) Don't you think it's a little fucked up that Time didn't put the riots in Seattle on the cover? Call me sensitive, but I think armored trucks rolling down the streets of an American city while police fire rubber bullets and tear gas at nonviolent protesters (and without getting too into it, if you think even the small small group of property-destroying anarchists were "violent", I uh, disagree. A lot. Property destruction is not violent, it's vandalism. It's criminal, but it's NOT VIOLENT.) is pretty fucking big news.

3) hahaha.

4) I still have no idea what's up with my breathing issue. It's not asthma and it's not pneumonia, but no one knows what it is. I suspect it's actually peptic but my doctor disagrees. He gave me some drugs and at first it got worse but then this weekend it seemed to happen a little less frequently, but that also supports my peptic theory cause i'm less stressed on weekends. Whatever, like i said, I'm so glad doctors know everything about you after talking to you for ten minutes so they don't have to listen to your crackpot theories about the body you inhabit.

5) I wore heels this weekend.

6) I got a new credit card so i can get out of my massive APR going on with Chase, but now i have this huge line of credit and unfortunately want a new computer rilly rilly bad. Rilly rilly rilly rilly bad and I can't. I won't. I've been down that debt road before. I'm not allowed. No.