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"Hey Who You Callin Flu-sie?" or "One Flu Over the Chen Chen Chen"
16:00:00, 2000-01-06

1) Pizza Butt + Flu.

Notes: Astonishingly, Pizza Hut's normally robust, greasy goodness is replaced by a flavor not totally unlike smoked pig snot under the influence of influenza.

Conclusion: Not Recommended.

2) Cramps + Flu.

Notes: Nuff Said.

Conclusion: Not Recommended.

3) USA Network, daytime schedule.

Notes: Inexplicably (though, who has ever really asked USA network to explain their programming?), USA Network shows an impressive spate of cancelled NBC sitcoms during the day. Hey, did you know that Mark Mothersbaugh did the theme song for Fred Savage's HUGE COMEBACK sitcom, Working? Shit, dude; Me Neever! Til the flu, that is.

Conclusions:

Mark Mothersbaugh: Recommended

Working: Not Recommended

FINAL SCORES:

Flu: Not Recommended.

Mark Mothersbaugh: Recommended.

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