And before that...

I am incapable of working anymore. I just can't do it. Weah weah weah.

I'm sitting here at work with a to do list like a roll of toilet paper, but can't really hunker down and get going on it. I spied on ian and he seemed to be working so hard, and for like 30 full seconds it convinced me to get to work; I was like "i doubt whatever he's working on is all that fun, even if it's some really cool site it's never all that fun when you're actually working on it, and if Ian Rogers can hunker down then by gum, so can Mary Chen."

But i can't.

Hey, did you know you're all my minions now? My corporation owns the world. Give me a dollar.