And before that...

Oh my god, CLEARLY I am in the wrong business. I was just walking in the hall, and some people in blue shirts were ripping up pieces of the floor, I don't know to mess with some cable or feed the floor gnomes or whatever, and as I walked by I saw this thing... this wonderful, wonderful thing that they must use as a TOOL or something and I can't even think of a job I would rather have than to use this tool, unless I got to slide down the lugggage thingy at the airport, but my parents told me I'm not allowed to do that cause they paid for my college.

But so this tool: it was a remote controlled car. And the car part of it was clear plastic, and like I can't really think of a good reason that it specifically needed to be car shaped, and certainly not Volkswagen Beetle shaped (the old skool kind) like it was, I mean it would be like if the Mars Rover was shaped like a Barbie Corvette or something, and there was some sort of black box motor thing going on inside but like CAN YOU IMAGINE what that thing DOES? Cut wires? Carry food to the gnomes? I mean, what class do I take to learn how to incorporate remote controlled cars into my job; where do I sign up? I would even wear the blue shirt. I wouldn't even care.

I wonder if they have to fight over who gets to use the little car. Maybe you have to have seniority or something, or win a raffle. Maybe they have a shrinker beam and you climb INSIDE the little car and you get to go feed the gnomes! Maybe they invite you in for lemonade like the mailman on a hot day! And you chill with the gnomes for a few and maybe watch some soap operas together and then you're like "well, time's up, gotta get over to the gnomes in headquarters and make sure they have enough toilet paper" and you leave and then they use the unshrinker ray.

I wonder how much it pays?

I WONDER IF THERE ARE STOCK OPTIONS!