And before that...

I am the luckiest

Girl in the world

My wish to fly has come trooooooo

I am the luckiest

Girl in the world

I'm so much luckier than yooooooo.

My friend Andy from Boston is taking me and like a dozen other people to the caribbean in march and he's chartering a sailboat that sails in the water, and a crew so we don't have to sail it, and we're going to do the following:

1) Eat.

2) Sit.

3) Sun.

4) Snorkel.

5) Scuba (rhymes with cuba).

6) Drink.

7) Be in the caribbean.

8) Happy.

9) Not carry pagers.

10) Not check email.

11) Not be at work.

12) Not sail the boat.

Last night my electricity went out, which is inconvenient cause my heat is electric, but like i really care cause i sleep under a feather bed. Then it came back on at 2:30 and i was blasted out of bed by spiritualized at a very not 2:30 AM volume. Then i set my alarm and went to sleep. Then i woke up at 7 and said "fuck that noise" and set it for 8. Then i went back to sleep. Then I woke up at 10:30 cause the electricity had gone out again. Hahahahahaha oh electricity, you wily wily little squirrel. You know what would have been better, would be if when it came on at 2:30 the laser had been pointing to "Eeeeeeelectricty. Let it wash all over me" etc etc etc. But it was laser guided melodies not that other one. Oh well. Hey i just said laser twice for two totally different reasons. I should convert the word laser to numbers and play it on the lottery.

Totally.

I used to sell lottery tickets in high school at the news stand I worked at and NOTHING is more depressing. People spend so much money on lottery every day, people who really don't have extra money to be throwing around, and then you know like once in 6 months they win $40 and it's like "see! it pays off!" even though they play like $30 of tickets every day.

Oh, let's not talk about that anymore.

Know what else know what else in february, I'm going up to new york sooty to see La Traviata, which is a opera people sing, with my family, and me and mars are also going to be Bad Teenage Cheese Boy Hunters. You know it. Because we are bad teenagers that do wrong and we are going to go to the cheese shops and take pictures of Cheese Boys because Mars noticed that cheese boys have innate tendencies to be beautiful. And we are going to make a shrine to cheese boys.

And you know what we're going to say to them when we take their pictures?

say cheese.