And before that...

The bathroom at work today smells like baking cookies, no lie. Very distinctly the smell of caramelizing vanilla-saturated sugar. I think they are pumping it in via the ducts. I think it is a mind control strategy. I think this because I am positive I have smelled the exact same smell on the red line in boston, on lots and lots of occasions, and usually when traffic was heaviest and people were most likely to be cranky and maybe try to shoot each other. And since they had cloth seats and they didn't want blood on them... no wait, the red line had pleather seats. There goes my conspiracy theory. But swear to god, it smelled like baking cookies, and it does in the bathroom today. It can't be naturally occurring. No one bakes cookies in the bathroom or on the red line in boston. OR DO THEY?