And before that...

I have both my W2s now and I am so stoked cause tonight is TAX NIGHT MOTHERFUCKER! I'm gonna do the shit out of em. Hey! Remember my new year's resolution not to have such potty mouth?

Me neither!

I cheated the other night and did pretend taxes using only one of my W2s and it looked like i was gonna get back $744... which i like. Things I Like by Mary Chen:

1) Seven hundred and forty-four dollars.

I like them particularly because this year, this extra special year, I am going to spend them in the caribbean. On things like food slathered in butter. And wine.

Know what I did this morning? I did that free BIG MIX! CD from CDNow and Pizza Butt where you can choose 6 songs for a free CD after you eat a pizza, and I chose lots of britney spears and N'Sync. Cause it's free!

Know what I like, and I'm far from ashamed to admit? That new N'Sync video where the cute boys stand in the thingy wearing nice clothes and they jump up and down and make a big manly fist and go "BYE BYE BYE!" and they MEAN IT man! I think Darrell Henson or whatshisface that choreographs all that stuff is a genius, and I don't mean "so cool" i mean "fucking genius." That Jordan Knight video at the amusement park was like.. a landmark in turn of the century dance. Just you wait and see.

I told Marc (who i bailed on to see a play with last night cause when i got home my couch wouldn't let me stand up it just wanted to cuddle and cuddle and I was like "no! i have to go see this play!" and it was like "how come we never cuddle anymore?" and i was like "ooooooo k. just this once." And then it did eventually let me up so I could go see Next Friday, which was not as good as Friday, but had its moments, and if I start feeling all brain talky again I would really like to sit down and pick it apart for Class Issue Commentary but maybe another time). Anyway, I told Marc I want to take all the best moves that always make me get up out of my chair and try them, from like the backstreet boys and britney spears and n sync videos (christina aguilera can't dance so hot. sorry.) and piece them together, along with some even more emotive stuff, into a Dance Piece Like We Do (which is i guess "modern"). Like from "Larger Than Life" when they do that jump that goes kind of crooked during the chorus... they make a little crooked X in the air? You know what i mean. That shit is dope. If you had an ensemble of people wearing pajamas doing it, it would be high art, don't deny it.