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A list of lists
18:03:12, 2000-06-23
Mary Chen's list of lessons learned today: 1) NOT SO MUCH CAFFEINE ON THE FRIDAYS NEXT TIME. Far too difficult to find a way to give a shit what the log file says when keep wanting to add "diggidy" to end of all words. Mary Chen's list of things that aren't nearly as funny as some people seem to think they are: 1) Anything repeated 465,000 times while travelling from office to office to share your super funny accent and your super funny joke at a super funny volume. Mary Chen's list of dreams she remembers having last night, swear to fucking god: 1) I had to deliver a VERY IMPORTANT roll of toilet paper, on which was written a sacred text, to none other than Sir Elton John. GET IT? JOHN! Seriously though. There was even a decoy roll of toilet paper that didn't have sacred text written on it.
Mary Chen's List of the cutest fucking thing she has ever heard of, ever:
This is a honey possum. It is a nectar-eating marsupial.
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