And before that...

1) 3 x 5 index cards are the paper industry's li'l miracle.

2) Just talked to the phone lady at my fantastic Gay Vet's office. My fantastic Gay Vet (and really, all vets should be fantastic and gay men, and they will be when i am king) is going to call me later and we are going to talk sedatives. And we are also going to talk getting iodine to pee in the litterbox and not so much the car floor.

3) I heart 3 x 5 index cards.

4) I heard i might have to lose the glasses and start shaving my legs regularly if I'm going to have any success in my new vocation. Someone also mentioned something about a Brazilian bikini wax... I looked it up and i don't like it. Maybe not so much with the turning tricks once i get to LA. I think i'll be a lawyer instead. Though, what I really want to do is direct.