2002-09-19 I moved!
2002-08-30 DIRT!
2002-08-23 Good News! I'm (about to be) loaded!
2002-08-16 Dear Parking Violations Bureau
2002-07-31 ...and he did it in all humility. Just like Jesus.
2002-07-24 Tips for Fellatio Acquisition
2002-07-09 Sometimes, when you're digging your knuckle into someone's asscrack, they can get the wrong idea.
2002-03-25 Repair.
2002-02-06 Whose life rules?
2002-01-25 A squirrel and a girrel.
2002-01-23 amnesiac follow up
2002-01-04 Eggs on my feet!
2001-12-23 help.
2001-11-19 The Strategy. codename: Oxnard McBean
2001-10-16 fuck this.
2001-10-15 hate
2001-10-09 Mostly namedropping and starfucking. Oh! and my new pet roach.
2001-10-03 Leroy.
2001-09-12 (no subject)
2001-09-01 Bang bang: Chenner gets laid.... off.
2001-08-27 did i ever tell you about the time i had to quit my job, pack, and move to los angeles in two weeks flat?
2001-08-16 Hey! Let's Get Depressed!
2001-08-15 status
2001-08-14 the handle on the toilet of my memory gets jiggled.
2001-08-08 A photograph of Hot Shit.
2001-07-22 me, ann, and 2 degrees of separation from THE LORD OF THE DANCE
2001-07-17 allocating "MY TAX DOLLARS" just exactly how I please.
2001-07-14 An almost pushy cacaphony of unsolicited recommendations.
2001-06-24 i got back.
2001-06-11 PURPLE BUTT PURPLE BUTT!
2001-06-07 Monday's my birthday. Buy me shit.
2001-06-01 I tried very, very hard not to name her Olive.
2001-05-30 A story about porn.
2001-05-12 READER MAIL! Mary Chen viciously sabotages the career of a St. Louis karaoke DJ for fun and profit, using doctored photos and cruel intent!
2001-05-04 Cruising Vincent Gallo
2001-04-25 Swedes, Catholics, Auks, Paper, Apple Martinis, flowers, and costa rica my friend.
2001-03-23 Coughing and Accidental Injury.
2001-03-17 Flogging Molly, Flowers, and a pretty decent diatribe about teenager magazines if i do say so myself.
2001-03-16 Tax Help and Sonic Booms
2001-02-20 Reader Mail! II
2001-02-17 i farted.
2001-01-26 The Winner of the All Time Best Ever First Date Award
2001-01-19 An Inventory of Good Cheer.
2001-01-15 My First Earthquake: A Very Special Top Secret Diary Entry.
2001-01-11 Flu-sy 2001
2001-01-06 bitch und moan
2001-01-02 010101

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Really REALLY old entries (1999)