1999-12-29 Kicking Nerd Ass and Taking Nerd Names
1999-12-28 Breakin the law, breakin the law
1999-12-23 Dr. Santa, Dr. Octopus, Chink Socks, Rushmore.
1999-12-21 An Uncharacteristic Glimpse into the Psyche and Psyche-forming Events of Mary Chen
1999-12-20 Julian the Octopusologist: A Major, Major Crush.
1999-12-16 Mary Chen: Smarter than a Doctor, and with way better taste in music. Also: boys think sometimes!
1999-12-13 Boring You to Tears, Chenstyle!
1999-12-08 Brains and Lungs and Lawnmowers
1999-12-07 Chen redeems self through snotty pants brain talk.
1999-12-07 Smother Chen with a Pillow, QUICK!
1999-12-06 Shocking Tales of Brattiness, Hee Haw, and Chen is Torn.
1999-11-29 Not Quite All There Cat and Mary's Love Affair with the Health Industry
1999-11-23 Che Guevara is a hottie.
1999-11-22 Effects of Olestra on DC's anus. Also, chen says she loves Juno about 86 times.
1999-11-18 What Would Mary Chen Do?
1999-11-16 Mary Chen Blasphemes Pet Sounds
1999-11-15 THINGS CHEN LIKES! LOUDLY!
1999-11-12 Punk Ass Bitches and Early Retirement
1999-11-08 Coldblood, Jim, Soot, Mountain Pornography Weekend.
1999-11-04 Mary Chen, Reckless Driver.
1999-11-03 Mary Chen Extends Ass for Sake of Illumination.
1999-11-01 A lack of Momus, Steak, an unexpected See Saw, skinny legs, and basement rock.
1999-10-29 Me and My Fake Little Sister Who's Gonna Rule!
1999-10-28 i like the cure.
1999-10-27 Don't step on the kitten's brains
1999-10-26 Warty feces, a career in the custodial arts, y2k, and my sister's birthday.
1999-10-19 Rank and Dragonfile
1999-10-15 weddings and the fetching of sweaters.
1999-09-29 Mary Chen Knows Nothing.
1999-09-27 Hot Rock Massage and Snail Sex
1999-09-24 Mary Chen Likes Having an Office with a Door

Old entries (2001-2002)

Really old entries (2000)

Really REALLY old entries (1999)