2000-12-30 Portrait of Mars at 35,000 feet
2000-12-18 fyi
2000-12-10 Noshing, half-naked people, an Insect Melange, and Baby Jesus' Birthday.
2000-11-30 Who doesn't like bird poop?
2000-11-21 Too Hot for TV
2000-11-16 Perhaps it's a lack of myelin that makes my thoughts so disjointed. That or the PCP.
2000-10-31 can't wait to see what kind of search engine referrals i get after this one.
2000-10-26 DOWN WITH HAUGHTY DISDAIN
2000-10-24 A long, boring, humorless lecture, and a shoutout to a german.
2000-10-15 Soot, Suicide, and Snnnnnnapple!
2000-10-02 Sleep: a real bargain at US0 an hour!
2000-09-22 Yeah.
2000-09-19 It's just the crib, the crib, the crib i want.
2000-09-18 I almost rent a mansion by mistake, and instead I don't rent a GODDAMN THING.
2000-09-16 The Drive, a fallen cloud, some legs get shaved. It's a party.
2000-09-12 Some of these houses are over TWENTY years old...
2000-09-07 Slight Thaw, Guy's Butt Cake
2000-09-05 Complains of disorientation, loss of appetite, runny nose. Suggest lobotomy.
2000-09-03 German Food
2000-09-01 A recently critically reviewed No Act Play
2000-08-30 L8r Sk8r
2000-08-28 decongested, yes, but a little cluey. Plus: Do.you.want.to.play.a.game?
2000-08-24 Adventures in moving
2000-08-22 I promise not to get too many VDs
2000-08-17 There is a story about an opossum and about a dead crow that did not have west nile virus.
2000-08-16 Maryoke
2000-08-14 Charles the Magnificent
2000-08-10 YOU can be Chen's Arm Candy
2000-08-08 The Weather, The O'Shaunnesseys, Britney, and the Man in Black.
2000-08-03 The Layperson's Guide to My Repertoire of Anxiety and Death Dreams
2000-07-31 fairly boring redux
2000-07-26 Blood in philly, sand in NY.
2000-07-20 Insomnia and Guns, yo.
2000-07-14 nother lazy list of facts
2000-07-10 Two idiots, a baby, and a figurative whale.
2000-07-07 Who's Praying NOW?
2000-07-05 USA! USA! AMERICA NUMBER ONE!
2000-06-30 A chipmunk of my very own.
2000-06-27 animals, i guess.
2000-06-23 A list of lists
2000-06-22 My dark secret of crippling inadequacy.
2000-06-19 A Fish, A Barrel, and a Smoking Gun: Reader Mail!
2000-06-16 More monkeys in the water splash splash!
2000-06-15 If You Leave a Monkey in the Water It Gets BALD!
2000-06-13 Tight with the Pope.
2000-06-09 Silly hoes.
2000-06-05 You want diarrhea? Well diarrhea costs.
2000-05-30 Where is my fucking tiara?
2000-05-26 I got nothin to say.
2000-05-22 Ode to Naked Boys
2000-05-19 Clerical work.. for the left!
2000-05-16 There's a stye in my eye cause i'm crying for you, guy.
2000-05-09 A Mary Chen Consumer Alert dingdingdingdingding
2000-05-04 A Day That Was Slightly Different
2000-05-01 Suspended in Fuh.
2000-04-26 Prissy Ass Squattin' Fool and My Possessed CD Player
2000-04-21 Diaryland Daisuki!
2000-04-19 Happy Belated April Fool's Day!
2000-04-14 The Hazard Light-Equipped Vigilante Traffic Justice Dispenser (and cubaboy)
2000-04-11 Vacationing with Rich Whitey
2000-03-30 Happy Hoover Day!
2000-03-28 True Stories
2000-03-27 Award for Best Weekend
2000-03-22 the POOP is a hazard?
2000-03-21 i blow up spots like snots in a tissue.
2000-03-17 Mary O'Chen
2000-03-12 trampolines, bowling, multplication. Scuba no longer rhymes with cuba.
2000-03-07 A Thought I Am Too Lazy to Follow Through
2000-03-06 Mars' Best Friend Qualifications and an Item for the Suggestion Box at Work.
2000-03-03 Autistic Cow Lady Rocks My World
2000-02-28 The opening shot of the best porno never made.
2000-02-21 Elliott Smith cursed my veins in a sloppy attempt to make arm love with me.
2000-02-15 Postulating Theorems Formulating Equations.
2000-02-10 N.E.C.Co
2000-02-09 Cookie Baking: MIND CONTROL
2000-02-08 The Zen of Chen
2000-02-07 Mary Chen: Killer of Self
2000-02-07 Mary Chen: Doer of Shit. Caretaker of Business.
2000-02-04 Live Clothed Mars
2000-02-03 BYE BYE BYE!
2000-01-31 You. Sexy. Motherfucker.
2000-01-25 Perfect, Tindersticky.
2000-01-24 Death! And Taxes!
2000-01-21 Bacon: short.
2000-01-20 Public Service Adventure Training
2000-01-19 Bad Teenage Cheese Boy Hunters
2000-01-14 A Truer Vocation I Have Never Seen.
2000-01-11 Welcome to minionhood
2000-01-06 "Hey Who You Callin Flu-sie?" or "One Flu Over the Chen Chen Chen"
2000-01-03 The Gods Must Be Crazy.... Crazy Pissed at Mary Chen!

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